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Israel, the continuing saga of.

August 19, 2006

Now, I won’t go into the current situation much, just give a brief synopsis, so that all of you uninformed bastards can understand what’s happening.

Arab -> kidnap -> Jew
Jew -> invade -> Arab
[insert random fighting]
Random cities -> pounded by -> rockets
People -> kill -> people
Jews -> get -> Money

and so the cycle goes on.

And I’m not the first, and definitely not the last to think this should stop.

Here are some solutions:

1) Israel should move to France or Texas See Junaman’s Blog.
2) Give everyone a week to move then flatten it with a nuke.
3) Set it on fire.
4) Schizophrenic Donkey.
5) Mass-migration.
6) All of the above.

Donkey

Donkey

I personally believe the fourth one works, but solutions usually should make sense, so I reckon the second one. It’s reasonable, and has worked before. The USSR did it to some small country, China I think it was, back in 1348 or 1960 or something like that.

China

China

If Israel has the whole world except Iran at their disposal, why not make their move and tell the Hizbollese and Lebanese to get the [insert profanity] out of there and just bomb it till there’s nothing left but dirt, more dirt and corpses. And maybe some cheese. I like cheese.

Cheese

Cheese

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